In all seriousness.

One on one?

Less than 10 yards?

I’d rather have a shotgun than an AR-15–so long as there aren’t any kids around.

When there are kids around, I don’t want anything that spreads wide.

Where there are kids around, I don’t want a slug that will go through six sheets of drywall.

Still, there’s a happy medium in there somewhere. People shoot the heads off of turkeys with choke, amirite?

Oh, and one thing I’m still unclear on . . .

They picked the shooter up like a mile away from the school, isn’t that right?

Why did the shooter stop shooting? Did he just run out of ammo?

I guess it’s bad that the cop didn’t go after the shooter when the shooter was arbitrarily killing children, but it seems to me that maybe the cop could have gone after the shooter after he ran out of ammo, too.

I imagine the psycho kid arbitrarily killing people imagining that he’s committing suicide by cop, can’t believe nobody showed up to shoot him, and so he just walks home.