Everyone knows that the color of happiness is white.

I have it upon good authority that white is not a color, JB.

However, if you want to fall asleep reading something on your mobile device one day or night, I have just the thing .

Alternately, if you want to (and I think it’s a bad idea) to know what mental voice I was thinking in when typing ” I have just the thing.”, therein lies the link.

As an additional attempt to illustrate and perhaps inadvertently irritate readers today, the voice I was thinking in when I typed “…and I think it’s a bad idea….” was that of the Preacher in Mel Brook’s Blazing Saddles.

Now, JB, if you or any other commentator wants to respond to a serious question I intend to ask about a singular comment I made here on HR a few times in the past, please inform me.
Of course, I’ll accept serious responses in addition to non-serious ones.