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Let me try and think up some NON-offensive party themes for frats and sororities.

…wow, this is taking some time…

…still thinking…

Oh, yes, a dunking booth with a white guy in it.

Or instead of “pin the tail on the donkey,” “pin the blame on the honky.”

Ooh, a sorority can do a drunken, half-naked slut-walk at 2 AM in the bad part of town. Nobody would *think* of criticizing that, it would be blaming the victim.

Oh, a black *conservative* theme party. They can be as offensive as they want, dressing up as Thomas Sowell and Clarence Thomas, and nobody will mind.